Nice Woman is Rejected Multiple Times. Does Not Gain Homicidal Urges.
― potential Onion headline (via consuljuniper)

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

guy:

don’t u hate when u leave the house confident and looking good but u don’t see anyone hot the whole day like what a waste